We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
