I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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