:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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