His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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