Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Randomize
