And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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