PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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