do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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