guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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