maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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