Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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