Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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