I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
