It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
