We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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