I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
bring money and cleavage
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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