dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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