I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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