Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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