just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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