is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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