idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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