Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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