used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This toilet bowl is my home.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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