No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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