How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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