On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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