Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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