You're so nebulous sometimes
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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