My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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