had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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