She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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