If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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