Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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