The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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