who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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