I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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