i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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