I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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