i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
sex in a hospital.. check
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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