A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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