I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
