There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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