So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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