what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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