I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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