my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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