Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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