Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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