what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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