PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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