Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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