He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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