Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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