is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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