What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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