Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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